Desperate al Qaeda terrorist Abdullah Asieri apparently felt strongly about proving to his Muslim brothers of his terror-hood that he decided to stuff a pound of explosives and a detonator up his rectum. His target? Saudi Arabia’s counter terrorism chief, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef.
Now in martyrdom, Asieri shall be named Assieri. And I wonder what type of 72 virgins are to greet him in paradise after learning of his anal operation.
Since metal detectors aren’t able to catch such a perp, there’s more reason for authorities to profile: anyone that sports a crazy beard, acts suspiciously, and walks funny — detain him, interrogate him, and give him laxatives.
Even more troubling? Al Qaeda declaring it will share this new technique soon on the Internet. Finally, closeted Islamofascists are getting the attention they deserve. Hopefully they have broadband in their caves.
